If my ego wasn't already crushed by being married, some of these gear lists might accomplish it -- except for the Canons
Nikon D60
Nikon D7000
AF-S DX Zoom- NIKKOR 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G ED (kit lens)
AF-S DX Zoom- NIKKOR 55-200mm f/4-5.6G ED
AF-S DX NIKKOR 35mm f/1.8G
Sigma APO 70-200mm F2.8 II EX DG MACRO HSM
Sigma 24-70mm F2.8 IF EX DG HSM
Nikon SB-600 Speedlight
(2) Calumet Genesis 200 Monolight
Calumet tripod
Manfrotto monopod
Various light modifiers & filters